don't take it personal -- just the cold, encyclopedic heart of Wikipedia.

Rest assured that when you die, it'll be reported immediately.

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Meredith, I am not ready to die! I still have not drawn all the monkeys I was sent here to draw.

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Well, you'd better speed it up! Wikipedia is watching you, and counting the seconds...

You've published 35 drawn monkeys to the Goats site in the last week. This may be an acceptable rate for now.

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thats fucked up

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Everyone knows that all of Wikipedia's billions of facts are wrong, besides, you cant die. Who will we look to, to overthrow governments with snarky, bumperstickery goodness?

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Well, it's no longer the last one, but that's only because I'm a grammar pedant.

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Sorry. I didn't want to say anything, but there's only so long you can keep that sort of information bottled up inside...

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At least they didn't add the specific dates in.

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My bad. Typo. Disregard.

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