MURDERBABY
this fall on ABC

SOLD.

You, sir, just created the new Lost. Her ratings will be through the roof!

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That is the most beautiful baby! (You probably get tired of hearing that, though. I imagine you can't walk down the street without people constantly stopping you to tell you how beautiful she is.)

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Yes, it is extremely tiresome when people are constantly complimenting my baby. Please! I have work to accomplish, I cannot be sitting around listening to all these compliments.

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Does she brutally murder the diabetic by sending them into sugar shock with her smile?

Does she rip out their organs and perform the lambada on their viscera?

Does she gum them to death?

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Jon, our children are months apart in age, but they're probably about the same size.

I think my wife had a secret tryst with a giant about 14 months ago.

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See you at I-CON. there will be brownies!

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