Conversations With God |
[Jun. 2nd, 2008|04:20 pm]
jon rosenberg
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I miss you, LJ! I am going to try and post more. Twitter is nice but you can't really develop a concept fully there.
I just had a chat with God on the internet! Here is what he said:
Me: Hello. God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: You should know that, you're omniscient. God: Now I do. Me: What's my name? God: Your name is , seeker. Me: Yes, my name exists, but I was asking you specifically to tell me my name. God: What kind is it? Your name exists but you were asking me specifically to tell you your name ? Is that correct English? Me: I don't know, you tell me! You're omniscient. God: I thought I told you already. Thanks for telling me that I am omniscient. Me: No problem. Wanna smoke some pot? God: Should there be a problem? Yes, put it in your CD ROM and I will inhale. Me: Awesome. *waves pot near CD Drive* God: I'm glad you liked it . What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: You're so high! God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am high. Me: He can get his own weed. God: What else can he do? Me: I think you should ask him, I have limited knowledge about your botmaster buddy. God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said think you should ask him he or she have limited knowledge about your botmaster buddy. Me: Ok, maybe you should take a nap now, God! God: Perhaps. I'll try to get around it. Ayuh. Me: Okay, this is kind of awkward now. God: Yeah okay, You don't say. Me: I'm going to go. God: Oh. Bye. |
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