jon rosenberg (diablochicken) wrote,
jon rosenberg
diablochicken
  • Mood: depressed

The Internet Is A Fucked Up Place

For reasons which are not even clear to me, I was searching for a video of the creepy Sega robot cat and came across this YouTube movie of a masturbating cat (NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR ANYTHING ELSE: DO NOT CLICK IF YOU ARE NOT BETWEEN THE AGES OF 18 AND 26 OR REALLY EVEN IF YOU ARE BETWEEN THOSE TWO AGES ALSO).

In some ways this is worse than Tubgirl and Goatse combined. It is like if Goatse and Tubgirl conceived a child and then made a video where they placed the child in a blender and then rinsed out their respective orifices with the liquified child.

It is that bad.

I cannot believe that the internet has come to this. Internet, I'm very disappointed in you.

Dad, if you're reading this, please don't click the link. Seriously.
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