Did you add a Clark Bar into the deal? The Clark Bar is always the deal closer in a good haggle.
"Will you take $500,000?"
"$575,00 is as low as I can go."
"$550,00 and a Clark Bar."
"Do you have the Clark Bar on you?"
I am going to try and hold on to the Clark Bar if I can, it is an ace up my sleeve.
Savvy! You sir, are no stranger to a quality haggle.
Mmm, Quality Haggis. I could go for that.
With the heat of pure justice.
With cripsy fries and orange drink?
Yay Westchester! It's lovely and practically near everything. And you won't lose the fantastic pizza. I owe you a drink when you close on it.
oh, and - crawiling with maggots.
And insanely expensive. Although not as expensive as the city, I suppose. But lovely all the same.
2006-04-25 04:04 pm (UTC)
It's LJ, you know? Gotta meme...
You'll live next door to the X-Men!
I was beginning to worry that nobody would point this out.
Jon: Could you get me Professor X's autograph? That'd be keen.
Yay for house-buyingness!
That's awesome! I hope you get it!
! squee house! :D congrats! i'll cross my crossables for you.
and i'll take my burger mixed with matzo meal and fried in schmaltz. with sauteed onions.
Man, what is up with everyone getting a house recently!
Holy crap, Jon.
What- you're some kind of grown-up now?
(And I'll take mine medium-rare with cheese.)
I just did the same thing a few months ago. Just replace "Westchester" with "Buffalo". The barbecues are in full swing with the hockey playoffs going on.
Best of luck getting the loan and (assuming all goes well) at closing.
I'll take my burger medium-rare, please, infused with mesquite sauce.
Westchester is the ebil. Run Away!