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Next Up: House Party [Apr. 25th, 2006|10:32 am]
jon rosenberg
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I just made an offer on a house in Westchester.

Holy cow! I can't believe I just did that.

It is the perfect house for Barbecue Parties. How do you want your burger cooked?

[User Picture]From: roninspoon
2006-04-25 02:46 pm (UTC)
Did you add a Clark Bar into the deal? The Clark Bar is always the deal closer in a good haggle.

"Will you take $500,000?"

"$575,00 is as low as I can go."

"$550,00 and a Clark Bar."

"Do you have the Clark Bar on you?"


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[User Picture]From: diablochicken
2006-04-25 03:02 pm (UTC)
I am going to try and hold on to the Clark Bar if I can, it is an ace up my sleeve.
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[User Picture]From: roninspoon
2006-04-25 03:28 pm (UTC)
Savvy! You sir, are no stranger to a quality haggle.
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[User Picture]From: pupdog311
2006-04-25 05:41 pm (UTC)
Mmm, Quality Haggis. I could go for that.

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From: the_van_dyck
2006-04-25 02:47 pm (UTC)
With the heat of pure justice.
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[User Picture]From: jferg
2006-04-25 03:02 pm (UTC)
Crispy fries!
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[User Picture]From: suburban_panic
2006-04-25 03:03 pm (UTC)
With cripsy fries and orange drink?

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[User Picture]From: vagabond27
2006-04-25 03:35 pm (UTC)
with FIRE!
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[User Picture]From: granulac
2006-04-25 03:42 pm (UTC)
Yay Westchester! It's lovely and practically near everything. And you won't lose the fantastic pizza. I owe you a drink when you close on it.
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[User Picture]From: granulac
2006-04-25 04:04 pm (UTC)
oh, and - crawiling with maggots.
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From: ljisveryevil
2006-04-25 05:45 pm (UTC)
And insanely expensive. Although not as expensive as the city, I suppose. But lovely all the same.
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[User Picture]From: kornleaf
2006-04-25 04:02 pm (UTC)
bloody and ecoli-filled
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[User Picture]From: wigu
2006-04-25 04:04 pm (UTC)
Extra delicious.
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[User Picture]From: doctorsetebos
2006-04-25 04:38 pm (UTC)
Crazy delicious!

It's LJ, you know? Gotta meme...
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[User Picture]From: eronanke
2006-04-25 05:07 pm (UTC)
You'll live next door to the X-Men!
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From: mbuchwald
2006-04-26 03:50 pm (UTC)
I was beginning to worry that nobody would point this out.

Jon: Could you get me Professor X's autograph? That'd be keen.
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[User Picture]From: garsha
2006-04-25 05:07 pm (UTC)
Yay for house-buyingness!
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[User Picture]From: walloinc
2006-04-25 05:10 pm (UTC)
It's not a SPAM burger is it? http://goats.com/archive/970407.html

I'll have Zombie Peanut butter on mine.
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[User Picture]From: elgarcia
2006-04-25 05:52 pm (UTC)
That's awesome! I hope you get it!
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[User Picture]From: sheryls
2006-04-25 07:45 pm (UTC)
! squee house! :D congrats! i'll cross my crossables for you.

and i'll take my burger mixed with matzo meal and fried in schmaltz. with sauteed onions.
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[User Picture]From: ferociousj
2006-04-25 08:01 pm (UTC)

Man, what is up with everyone getting a house recently!
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[User Picture]From: jwetzel
2006-04-25 09:24 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: doriette
2006-04-25 09:49 pm (UTC)

House Party

Holy crap, Jon.

What- you're some kind of grown-up now?

(And I'll take mine medium-rare with cheese.)
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[User Picture]From: mspaintchuk
2006-04-26 05:09 am (UTC)
I just did the same thing a few months ago. Just replace "Westchester" with "Buffalo". The barbecues are in full swing with the hockey playoffs going on.
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From: mkinyon
2006-04-26 05:51 am (UTC)
Best of luck getting the loan and (assuming all goes well) at closing.

I'll take my burger medium-rare, please, infused with mesquite sauce.
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[User Picture]From: lorelli
2006-04-26 02:26 pm (UTC)
Westchester is the ebil. Run Away!
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